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On April 17 you have to hookup with someone, no matter who it is
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April 17 is national kiss day
April 17 is national kiss day is when you kiss the person you talk to or kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend if they kiss you first let them
if this is your birthday it’s impossible for someone not to like you. you are special and blessed and is the best friend anyone can ever have.
your birthday is february 17! can we be friends!?
amadeo
1. a ridiculous amount of burgers to order at a fast food restaurant for under $20
(should not be done whilst among very good friends, OR by yourself
there is no easy way to order 17 mcdoubles)
2. the name for someone who happens to be one who orders 17 mcdoubles at a restaurant (alone or with friends, it's regardless)
may i help you?
yes, i'd like 17 mcdoubles
.... you fatty
yo! 17 mcdoubles! come here!
god damn it....
National Danny Devito Day, if today is your birthday congrats!!! You were born the same day as our lord and saviour Danny Devito
{person 1} oh what day is it?
{person 2} well it’s November 17 which is Danny Devito’s birthday
National day of touchin hands. Hands most definitely must touch each other at least 52 times a day or a midget beats you with his lottery tickets.
Last night i only touched my moms hands 51 and i almost died from a midget on april 17
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