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A first lap dance purchased on one’s 18th birthday.
We’re going down to the Spearmint Rhino friday to get Ryan his sweet 18.
The best weapon ever created by man. Its utter power and destruction can wipe out entire civilizations. This is a weapon to bow down to. Commonly found in Rainbow Six Siege, anyone who takes it gets the power of pure annihilation. When combined with the Lord Tachanka himself it creates a strength never before seen.
Ben: How did he headshot me in the foot? He's hacking!
Jeff: Dude chill, he only killed you because he had the Gsh-18.
Ben: Damn, my bad. I forgot the complete annihilation it possesses.
Every person born on this day is extremely hot and talented
Billie eilish is born on December 18t that explains why she’s so hot
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February 18th is national “go to the park” day
Hey dad?
Dad: what?
Can we go to the park?
Dad: no
But it’s February 18th
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The baddest bitch or nigga was born this day.
Whoever’s born December 18 is sexy asf.
PERIOD
Ayyy her birthday is December 18 I can tell
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5 years
One direction - We will be back in 18 months, don't worry
Directioners - ok
5 years later
One direction - Stop talking about each other (except leeyum) and ignores every 1D question.
Directioners - ......
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November 18 is the day when you slap a bitch we hate or that hates us because fuck them
Girl 1: *slaps someone*. Girl 2: owww why’d you do that. Girl 1: cause your a bitch and it’s November 18 duh
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