2

Another word for a 2-liter bottle of soda.

"I just bought a 2 of Dr Pepper!"

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2

The fucking number after 1 that losers always say is better

Jim: wow I won 1st place
Some loser: yea well 2 is bigger than 1

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2 + 2 = 5

A reference to 1984; signifies somebody has been completly whipped/controled to the point that the person believes/will do anything the whipee/controler tells them. Usually used to mock a friend who has decided to pass up a night with the friends to go do something incredibly gay with their signifcant other.

It's also the title to a radiohead song

Pat: well i would stay and drink with you guys but Heather beeped me and said she needs me to go help her pick out a new purse.
Paul: Yeah, you go do that you fricken douche.
Luke: Hey Pat, wtf does 2+2 equal again?

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2+2=4

Something you should know if you're not a fucking idiot.

John: The earth is round
Flimmothy Fortoldueth the Fourty First: Oh I'm sorry what's next? Are you gonna telly me 2+2=4? Whats you're next brilliant idea?
John: *your

2 + 2 = 5

Part of the Book "1984", It shows how Big Brother has brainwashed the people so much that they belive 2+2=5.

"... 2+2=4 dude"
"pft not in 1984 it isnt"

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The letter "r"

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2 + 2 = 5

A joke that nerds usually make about the rounding of numbers. If you do 2.3 rounded (2) + 2.4 rounded (2), you get 4.7 which rounds to 5.

And because humans are imperfect, we are never able to make exact precision on anything. This means, that anything we do, we are doing some kind of rounding/estimation at some point. So, this means that 2 + 2 = 5 but only for very large values of 2.

2.36 rounded = 2
2.44 rounded = 2
4.8 rounded = 5

2.36 + 2.44 = 4.8

2 + 2 = 5 (when all numbers are rounded)

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