The law stating that all first-born children have to be legally named Gregory and are not allowed to change their name until their 42nd and a half birthday.
Gregory: Hey Gregory, are you 42 and a half yet?
Gregory: Not until next April.
Gregory: Well then according to The Gregory Act of 2019 you have to wait til then to change your name.
Gregory: Darn!
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It worse than 2018
It was like hereβ and went πππ
Person 1 aka anthpo reviewing YouTube rewind 2019: βthis is assβ
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1. Yoga pants
2. Scrunchies
3. Starbucks
4. Polaroid cameras
5. Vintage pattern clothes
6. Watch Emma chamberlain
7. Listen to Billie Eilish
8. Follow James Charles makeup tutorials
9. Instagram, Snapchat, Pinterest
10. Vans
11. Kylie lip kits
12. Airpods
13. Riverdale
14. Latest iPhones
15. Hydro flasks with stickers.
Bella is such a basic white girl 2019. She literally wears her AirPods to every class and wears her vans gear to every single class.
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An ongoing event in Hong Kong that originated from the extradition bill. Citizens are often dressed in black, shouting various slogans as most of them march peacefully on the streets, fighting for democracy and freedom. As of October 3rd 2019, the police had permanently blinded 2 individuals, arrested first-aiders, shot a teenager that resulted in a punctured lung and many more
Heard during the 2019 Hong Kong protest
Person 1: five demands
Person 2: not one less
Person 1: Libertate Hong Kong
Person 2: Revolution of our times
Person 1: Stand with Hong Kong
Person 2: Fight for freedom
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The day where many Stays were sadden by the departure of Kim Woojin from Stray Kids. But we support him anyways because we love him and he will always be missed
Ta: When did our loving papa bear leave
skz?
Mi: It was on 28th October 2019
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National give Destin money day! If your name is Destin everyone you know owes you $5. Enjoy the money!
It is on October 21, 2019. The day of October 21 2019 is a day of joy and laughter.
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Girls in high school who:
be wearing AirPods 24/7
got checkered van slip ons
wear scrunchies on their wrists
got matte phone cases
baggy grey sweatpants
long Nike socks
princess ring
go out for lunch everyday
drinks iced coffee and eats spicy Cheetos
oversized hoodies from Thrasher
watches Riverdale and Greys
has Kylie Jennerβs lip kits
listens to Billie Eilish
watches James Charles makeup tutorials
You know Krystal, right? Sheβs the most basic white girl 2019 like for real. Itβs so annoying.
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