if you were born on this day, ur a crackhead and the funniest person ever. periodt.
McKenzie: “yo when were you born?”
Lilly: “January 22nd, why?”
McKenzie: “that explains a lot..”
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January 22 the day your guy best friend has to twerk and send a video of him doing it
Emily: It’s January 22
Some guy friend:oh ok here’s a video of me twerking
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National freaky day. Do whatever the fuck you want
Billy: hey it’s November 22
Bob: cool let’s fuck in my van
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The day where we stomp on the balls of our enemies
Hey Jerico it's July 22 it's time to teach Mr.Bimworth a lesson
Ball crushing time
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Person: Hey josh!
Josh: Will you go out with me? Its November 22nd and I’m supposed to ask YOU out!
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The most PERFECT person in the world was born on this day. If you know someone born on March 22 you better NOT mess anything up with them because they are generally nice, perfect, and so funny.
Bf: “It’s March 22 the most perfect person in the world’s birthday!”
Gf: “It’s my birthday.”
Bf: “That’s why your so perfect.”
Gf: “OMG stoppppp.”
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Kill all the vsco girl with one punch
December 22. You see vsco girl punch them in their face,stomach,ass,neck,and body
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