jumpshot 23

A person who co-signs other people's opinions to look knowledgeable. Most jumpshot 23s in fact have very little to no knowledge at all. They often use quotes to make them look even smarter. Also see Kanye East.

Bob: Dude, Limp Bizkit is the shit! They're the best band ever!
Eric (jumpshot 23): I will agree that "Limp Bizkit" is the best band ever.

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January 23

Today is the rapper "XXXTentacion"'s birthday
R.I.P

Person 1: Today is january 23!

Person 2: And?
Person 1: Its XXXTentacions birthday

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October 23

National Punt kick your shortest friend day

Short friend: hey how are you?

Tall friend: nothing but how is the gravity on the moon
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: it’s October 23 national punt kick your friend day
Short friend: WAIT NO
Tall friend: oh wait he’s already in space

November 23

November 23 is the day where your ex have to give you a gift if they don't you can kick there balls.

Me: where is my gift?
Ex: i don't have it
Me:*kick him in the balls*
Ex: ahh sh!t what was that for?
Me: Because is November 23

unit 23

term used to also used to describe 'section 23' and 'area 23'. Fun and games galore in this house of disrepute! Otherwise known as the house on the corner, Gill st.

Where next then? Lets get back to unit 23, get some pills on the way. Better get 20.

August 23

National eat a Big Mac day. Everyone must eat at least one Big Mac, regardless of age.

Why are you eating 6 Big Macs?
Haven't you heard? It's August 23!

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23 october

The best person ever! Like you literally make every person a friend! People be jealous of the way you handle negativity like it's all about the power you had in you! What an amazing kind of a person you are.

"Wow she's so friendly and kind. I bet she's born on 23 October."

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