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It is the day to tease any Zariah’s you know
October 26
Zariah why do you sneeze like a kitten
National pop a titty for a pizza boy day
It’s October 26th time to pop a titty
National flash a titty for a pizza boy day
It’s October 26th time to flash a titty
The Osaka prince, Nakamoto Yuta's birthday. On this day everyone must go watch his cover of the song "White" and wish him the best birthday.
"Its October 26th, that means I better go watch White"
National take a shit on your desk day
In the middle of class, stand up an your desk and drop a fat one in the center of it
On october 26, I took a big shit on my desk
October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome
Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day
October 26 is national push your friend Kevin down the stairs day
1:"dude I wanna mess with Kevin but I don't want to be an asshole"
2:"push him down the stairs"
1:"wtf no"
2:"come on it's October 26"
1:"okay fine"