September 26th

Anyone who was born on this day has to receive a picture of boobs

Wow he was boring on September 26th he is great

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November 26th

November 26th is the day when you piss on your favorite person. Just piss on someone.

“Hey bro it’s November 26th time to piss on nagito! Haha”

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January 26th

The Best Day Of The Fucking Year (Australia Day)

Mad Cunt 1: Oi

Mad Cunt 2: What Cunt
Mad Cunt 1: Guess What Day is Tomorrow

Mad Cunt 2: The Best Day Of The Fucking Year - January 26th
Mad Cunt 1: Fuck Yeah!!

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August 26th

National send a nude to your boyfriend day.

Boyfriend - Oh it’s August 26th baby, do you know what that means?

Girlfriend - no?

Boyfriend - It national send nudes to your boyfriend day, so you know what that means.

Girlfriend - Oh ok sounds like a blast

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26th of october

October 26th is national cum inside day-get cummed inside your pussy or anus and pray you don’t get pregnant

“baby you know what day it is?“
“26th of October?”
“yep spread ur legs and let me cum inside you for national cum inside day “

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november 26th

a day for just chilling in cedar rapids

also known as thanksgiving

On november 26th...

Quackity: “i’m just chilling in cedar rapids”

Twitter trending page: “oh my god he’s just chilling in cedar rapids”

January 26th

If your name begins with d e g i k f r l or j your crush has to say why they like u and write a paragraph about you

Its january 26th oohh lily wrote me a paragraph

Thats nice fred i wish Caleb was spelt how mast spell it so darlagh would write me one