36c-24-36

The measurements of the perfect female form. Of course this is only from the perspective of the body. If said female specimin has the boat race Face of Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer, all bets are off.

There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.

If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!

Jim: I just found a 36c-24-36 in the library and she was reading a book on baking perfect desserts. She had the face of an angel and she wasn't dressed like a slut with more cleavage on show than a pornhub teen.
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's

36 drills

when your Friends are assholes and you're James Mc.Dean.

Ethan:were taking 36 Drills
Zack: they didnt even give him a chance

I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.

Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

2👍 1👎

FCM 36

A tank with a cone-shaped turret that has become famous due to this. It was used by the French during the Blitzkrieg.

*Playing War Thunder*

Player 1: Wow, I just got killed by an FCM 36!
Player 2: As in the Cone Tank?
Player 1: Yeees
Both: Cone Tank Cone Tank