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National give your girlfriend your hoodie day!
Guy 1:Hey what day is it?
Guy 2: May 9th.
Guy 1: I gotta go give my girlfriend my hoodie!
National drop your toxic friends day.
Guy 1: Hey dude, guess what!
Guy 2: What??
Guy 1: It’s may 9th!
Guy 2: Wait, that means it’s National drop your toxic friends day!
this day is when the best boyfriend ever was born. he treats his girlfriend soo well and he’s so caring and loving, he always reassures his girlfriend and makes her feel loved and beautiful. he also is very perfect in both looks and personality. never lose him if he was born on this day. <3
Girl 1: Woah he’s such a hottie!
Girl 2: Yeah he was born on March 9th
the day kate found out everyone hates her
“what happened on may 9th?”
“kate scadden found out 72 people disliked her urban dictionary definition of february 19”
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from the book of senses.
when a person gets really high on marijuana,and they are able to see the future.
Faz: Darn dude i think I dropped my charcoal.
Nik: I knew you were gonna do that,its like I saw it happening before you do it,9th sense.
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CinemAsif's birthday. Get lit, or go home. Send him money. Be nice. Safe.
Omg July 9th is coming up! You know what that means! CinemAsif's Birthday!
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National uncensored hentai day aka the best day of the year.
Hey are you excited for June 9th.
Friend: yeah I can't wait for national uncensored hentai day
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