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Alfred Futterkiste

Always the one and only friend that’s here for me, impossible not to trust and makes others feel comfortable and loved. Perfect golden ratio of being wholesome and sweet to horknee 😂 Best person to have as a best friend and girlfriend 😜! Really understanding and patient 💗The most genuine and sweet person on earth and always finds a new creative way to cheer people up 💖 Is the most amazing person I’ve ever had and needs to know he doesnt need to change and he’s already perfect for who he is 💓 The bestest person anyone can ever be best friends with!

Alfred Futterkiste, can you help me with homework?
Good night, Alfred Futterkiste

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, ALFRED FUTTERKISTE!

by warlt March 15, 2024


A Alfred

A Alfred is more intense than a Larry but both are very similar.

Never try to embarrass or humiliate a Alfred or a Larry's family near or far.
A alfred is a dependable extremely masculine male.
A Alfred is sometimes quiet and reseverved

A Alfred believes in fact and work

Alfred's are mysterious to woman and the woman like and love it

A Alfred is Grandfather to Desmond's and Saudi's

Alfreds enjoys time unveiling itself through the works of earth and the universe and human ethics

A Alfred needs to have the choice to be freed up and or be home.
A Alfred is a boy at heart and like different type of females.
A Alfred like to spend his monies wislely by not being cheap and loosing out.

A Alfred is exciting and loving

A Alfred loves Animals and many sorts of nature

Get you a Alfred.

my Dad name is A Alfred and he is just like AAlfred.
AAlfred always seem to run the highest paying companies.

by UnoYoko February 12, 2022


Alfred Lundgren

is the best fortnite player in the world

oh, you are the best Alfred Lundgren

by din pappa12435 November 8, 2018


Alfred the Great

A godly human being (most likely a man) that has more than W rizz. He always has a girlfriend that is called Eva. This type of male species is world class at football and is almost extinct like water in Africa.

My best friend is Alfred The Great

by QuandaleDequavion6th January 11, 2023


Alfred

A quiet person who I don’t got no idea who they is.

Alfred:

Me: uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... hi?

by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 18, 2019


Alfred

Stupid, loud, idiotic. If you had a 6 year old child on sugar, this is what they'd be called. (Female variation - Phebe)
(Bonus if they want to be a cowboy!)

An Alfred is a type of human which you should never fiddle with. They're probably in 3rd Grade. Beware, don't be an Alfred.

My son is an Alfred, I'm now depressed.

by K. Spirit September 9, 2021


Alfred

He a nice fella

"oh you know Alfred?"
"oh yea he's a nice fella"

by Monique is gay September 4, 2020