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Derek

Most often a blonde. Usually talented with words and artistic. Guys with this name often are prone to collecting comic books and action figures. It is impressive if they are able to find a mate, even more so if they are able to produce offspring. Luckily they have a great sense of humor, are unselfish lovers (sometimes), and make good husbands.

I almost "dereked" when I considered rewatching all of the X-Men movies.

by supersexymom January 31, 2010

51πŸ‘ 165πŸ‘Ž


Derek

a large male primape with jelly rolls and a muffin top. his habitat is anywhere the strange creature can find food or anything to eat

wow what a derek
you eat to much you derek

by iluvshmeckle April 5, 2009

70πŸ‘ 248πŸ‘Ž


Derek

A musco boi who du duh deep frie for duh $2.95, free devrivery onry on tuisdauy (erryday is duh tuisdauy!)

Duh ferrow ashian: Herrow sur, are yous duh Derek?

Derek: Yus sur, I deep frie for duh $2.95! Drasgon devrivery fvree onry on duh Tuesday (erryday is duh tuesday!)

by Herrow Sur September 11, 2010

21πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


Derek

On youtube there is a man named Derek Gerard. Go follow him he is known as he funniest youtuber ever. He is so close to a million subs. Go follow him pls.

Derek is like the best

by Derk is the best youtuber May 3, 2018

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


derek

A deceptively charming heel. This kind of person has no real morals to speak of although he does know right from wrong, he just chooses the latter. He will say anything to get what he wants and feels no remorse at the deception. He gets off on getting you to fall for him due to many, many inadequacies as a man. He will lead you to believe he’s a great person who’s really into you but is really only using you out of boredom. He’s a pathological liar and will say whatever he needs to to keep you hanging on.

β€œHe’s a total Derek, a player. Watch out for him! Typical Air Force guy just being a guy."

by ndngirl April 24, 2011

15πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Derek

gay. emo. uncool. loser. Romanyk.

Stop being such a Derek and suck it up already.

by Derek Romanyk September 24, 2007

108πŸ‘ 447πŸ‘Ž


Derek

A wife choking cunt-fuddler. Enjoys sex with marsupials, manholes, and other assorted gaping objects.

That guy really enjoys tossing his hot dog down the hallway, what a Derek.

by Lolzy Cat August 20, 2010

26πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž