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A term coined when you 'knight' a female with a stiff phallus on the right shoulder just after love making when the wetness is still prevelent. A term formally used to show respect to the House Duncan in medieval times and showed a respect to the male mber whilst bestowing respect on the female of the house.
Just been out in this rain and i feel like i have just had a. Wet Duncan.
Horniest individual in the 32 counties of Ireland particularly when it comes to his neighbours cats
Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.
"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."
"I've got Duncan's Willy?"
"PERFECT!"
the worlds most famous celebrity ms shanya duncan has 10 grammy and 2 oscars and 3 tony’s
don’t be mad because you don’t
omg shanya duncan you’re famous i’m your biggest fan ilysm!
A Ross Duncan is someone who is absolutely CRACKED at Fortnite. Bro can literally solo a squad he's that cool. Ross is never in danger, he is the danger.
He isn't a very good motorbike rider though, and his bills are through the fuckin' roof.
Likes Blender. :skullemoji:
"Ross Duncan is so cool, I'm gonna crash my bike"
"I know, right!? I've never had sex before"
"I fried my processor chip!"
A super fat fuck who sweats a lot and gets caught fucking a preachers daughter like a dumbass
He just looks like a Dallas Duncan
Same as Oprah Day. A day where you were supposed to hang out with your gf/bf, but instead your or their friends are in the way when u want to be alone. So you are stuck hanging out with other people, when u just wanted to have some time with your gf/bf. So you waste the whole day and do absolutely nothing.
I thought i was gonna get some time alone with my girlfriend today, but it ended up being another Duncan Day
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