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In convenience stores, one is expected to work on the tills and work on the floor and do daily tasks. A till merchant is someone who sits back and watches others work their bollocks off while they can relax and chill
Will “Hey why is Nathan never on the floor?”
Alex “Because he’s a till merchant!”
noun, Scottish (see swally)
A gentleman who is overly fond of a tipple.
'Shuggy boaked oan a polis efter 3 boatils o Buckie.'
'Daft swally merchant.'
Prime Moments Giuseppe. Cristiano Ronaldo is a SIIII Merchanr because he goes SIIII a lot. Prime Moments Giuseppe also goes SIIII and is a SIIII Merchanr
Cristiano Ronaldo is a SIIII Merchant and so is Prime Moments Giuseppe.
Someone who offers felching as a service for a price.
Wayne come into my office u felch merchant and felch me. You will get a nice little pay rise.
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Usually people living in city's and towns who do p nothing only cause trouble. Are on "benefits", unemployed and are not seeking work.
The town is covered in dole merchants.
You're man's only a dole merchant, does nothing while i break my back working hard on the farm.
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An amateur tattooist or "professional" of bad reputation and low-quality (and low priced) work. Usually an amateur or "a friend who works out of their house", scar merchants, or scratchers are unschooled, unsanitary and generally a big mistake. Going to one is literally buying a scar.
Dude, fuck that guy! Billy Bob is a scar merchant. Go to Tattoo City on Lombard for good work.
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A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.
See also Boffer, Pie master Fat Pastie
Look at that fat pie merchant!
Shut your face pie merchant!
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