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A short-term positive action to make you momentarily happy whilst adverting your long-term mental or emotional anguish.
i.e. She ate Ice Cream as a cheer-up-quickie
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During a fire drill in a school or other such public building, you and your significant other hide in a closet or somewhere small and deserted, then when the building is clear you proceed to have sexual intercourse, finishing as everyone comes back into the building and joining the rest of the crowd. If done correctly nobody will ever find out about your actions.
Matt: Dude where were you during that fire drill today?
Jeremy: My girlfriend and I did a fire drill quickie. We fucked in the bathroom while everyone was outside. It was epic.
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A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw blanket with left overs from King Donger and the knights of the Brown Stable.
I laid under Fred's red blanket the other day and it had a peculiar smell.
You mean the red one with the blue square pattern?
Yes, why?
Oh man, that is his quicky smut blanket. It hasn't been washed since Brenda was here a month ago.
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When you need to release e your sexual urges but no willing sex partner masterbate and ejaculate the quickest possible before you get late for work
Tommy the peeping Tom did master quicky bates before he is caught peeping at Grandma's window
When an unwashed smelly couple, on a hot summer night, have a three minute quickie on top of filthy sheets.
Hole shit, I exclaimed after coming inside my girlfriend.That was the rankest Icky-sticky-quickie we've ever had.
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Needs to cum but no partner so masterbate the quickest possible because you're running late for work
Tommy the peeping tom did master quicky bates before he get caught peeping at Grandma's room window
A Fat-Ass Quickie is when you eat so fast no one has a chance to ask you for some.
I was so hungry I decided to have a Fat Ass Quickie before people starting asking me for some so I wouldnt have to share NADA!!!
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