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A style of martial arts that is complete and utter nonsense.
In Tae Kwon Do, its all about the touranments, the money, scoring a point...ect.. Tae Kwon Do is for the person that wants to say, "I'm a black belt". But in Taw Kwon Do, that is completely worthless. I've seen adds that say "Become a black belt in 3 months!!! Geranteed". In Tae Kwon Do, yes, but not in the real martial arts. TKD is simply a money making business. TKD is a joke. Period.
TKD Man: OHYA!!! Well, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I can beat you up.
Karate Man: Ppppffftt... Idiot. ***Walks Away***
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Person who combines the martial arts and the art of handling not one but two Dildos linked with a rope or chain like nunchucks.
Wow, she has skills, she must be a Dil-tae-do black belt.
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Just the coolest name in the world...lol....o_x
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a idiotic buffoon who has a chode. He often makes love to orangutans and stares at NJROTC officers' dicks and wishes he has their love.
Tae Hyuk Im, you should stop staring at Jerry.
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Ancient martial art, originating in Atlantis. Characterised by the rapid and precise wielding of stuffed toy dolphins. This deadly art is famous for the "Dolphin wordCock Slub/word", a lethal strike to the face with a large dolphin.
A pimp who learns Tae Kwon Dolphin is empowered to properly pimp-slap his hoes with minimum effort.
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The true bastard style, tae kwon do is a mixture of several different styles including karate, the style most tae kwon do schools teach to be inferior. In truth, tae kwon do is nearly impossible to use effectively because of the long kicks that open up the groin and other vital areas and the lack of punching to the head. I know i seem to be preaching, but i saw a 3rd degree black belt in tae kwon do get trounced by a brown belt in karate, so yeah.
Tae kwon do is lame and ineffective
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Karate's best friend, they never leave eachothers sight. Did I mention they're the same?
Harry: I got my green belt in Tae Kwon Do!
Marge: You will never use it
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