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The tale of food

A game of four fucking hot men even though the game haven't even come out

Random person: Hey you like hot anime men you should play The tale of food

Other person: yea I do but the game is only on a ad right no-

Random person: stfu let's make r34 out of them

by KAYSUSHIDEF April 13, 2023


rattle-tale

An adult tattle-tale. Also known as a rat. A person who throws someone under the bus for anything, no matter how petty.

if someone rats on you to your boss for taking an extra 10 minutes on break... β€œyou little rattle-tale”

Nobody respects a rattle-tale

by Warrzone603 June 21, 2019


Tale Of Shitpants

When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants

Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"

by farterinc June 22, 2022


fisherman's tale

To ejaculate under a girls' nose. Then hold her mouth shut so she cannot breath, which forces her to snort said ejaculate through her nostrils.

My father used to be a shrimp boat captain. He's always giving people the fisherman's tale.

angry dragon
angry pirate
pearl necklace
facial
strawberry shortcake

by TBag420 February 7, 2009

16πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


tattle tale

A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.

Monica: Mom, dad! Ross smoked pot in college.
Jack and Judy: WHAT??
Ross: You are such a tattle tale!!!

by nomartynoparty January 5, 2022

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


tales runner

a racing game where everyone runs around free and gayly

There are many perverts who play and hump people. Many people like to stab eachother with their dicks and run around naked. In this game, being a ho/pimp is average. After you play this game you shall become a sex addict unless you have personal issues.

Xanji:*runs around like a naked potato*
Billy: Tales runner is the gay place to be
Bob: Touch me Billy!

by Sandrao December 25, 2009

14πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Hola como tale tale vu

A misheard of the lyric "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous" from Sofia Reyes's Official Video Clip song '1, 2, 3' that was uploaded

many years ago and it's just suddenly EXPLODED on the frickin' TikTok app by those social asses who don't even know how to speak French nor Spanish properly

Woman: (sings unknowingly) "Hola como tale tale vu"

Man: Bitch, It's "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous"

by a-lone-wolf-on-UD July 12, 2022

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž