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When you have a quarterback who is really popular with fans and people think he is a winner, but in reality he is nothing special and should be the back-up. He is allowed to play so that the fans will shut up about how they know none of their players by name, and to make games a lot more lopsided so they get a better pick in the draft and can actually draft a good quarterback.
Football Fan #1: "I am so glad they let Tim Tebow start now!"
Football Fan #2: "Enjoy it while it lasts."
Football Fan #1: "What's that suppose to mean?"
Football Fan #2: He is just a Tebow Placebo. This time next year, he will be old news, sitting on the bench yet again"
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The art of pulling a naked tebow after having sex.
I nailed this chick so hard last night that she totally started naked tebowing as soon as we were done
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A rehashed joke Chuck Norris joke except with Tim Tebow as the subject so they are automatically douchey and not funny.
Saying Tim Tebow once won a game of connect four in three moves is a tim tebowism and not funny at all.
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When you've got every reason to believe it's shit, but you thank Jesus to squeeze out a safe one at the last second.
Jimmy: Ugh,*prrt*, got me a case of Tebow farts
Bob: Gross! You might need to wipe after that one...
Jimmy: Nah, I think we're good...uh-oh...
Bob: What's wrong?
Jimmy: I think the Patriots are coming to town.
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ANOTHER WORD FOR HOMO,FAG,BITCH,PUSSY ASS MUTHAFUCKER!
WAS THAT TIM TEBOW CRYING ON NATIONAL TV?.....YES IT WAS!!
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To win something at the last possible moment it can be won
I was playing ping pong with my buddy Jake and it was 6-10 but I managed to pull a Tebow and win.
Doing barely enough to get a win in any kind of sporting event or competition.
My friend was bragging yesterday how he beat me in chess, he only had two pieces left... What a Tebow Win