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Driving between two vehicles being driven by women who are texting while driving.
I am lucky to be alive, I have been a text sandwich for the last 25 miles.
The act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone's touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the 'send' key.
Person one: Bro, why the hell did you send me a bunch of random letters?
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.
When a texting pattern pisses you off.
When the way someone texts annoys you.
Kathy: heyy wuts up?
Beth: nm. wuz just txting Emily but had to get off
Kathy: y? rn't we txting now?
Beth: ya but she kept txting only one word answers- soo
annoying!
Kathy: omg wut a text peeve!
when someone texts you and you dont respond so they text you again later.
hailey: hi (10:11am)
hailey: hru? (1:35pm)
martin: im ok. (3:09pm)
martin: hailey wont stop double texting me. she's getting on my nerves (1:38pm)
aiden: damn man (1:39pm)
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A massive, and terribly formatted post or write up. Your eyes might bleed from trying to read it.
I went to read that kids post but saw it was just a wall of text and gave up.
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The lazy, low-commitment version of the booty call
booty text from 555-5555
What are you doing? Wanna come over and sleep in my bed?
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Swerve text is when you're texting someone and you think they're into you then at the last minute they send you message to blow you off.
Ashley: Hey, I've been thinking about you.
Brian: oh really? Want to come over?
Ashley: hmm, not today I got other plans.
Brian: Damn, just got swerve texted, I see how it is.