Turked

Getting screwed over as a result of your lack of knowledge of the local foods in a foreign land. For instance, you buy something called a "Big Turk" in Canada, what's inside is not at all what you expected. You've been turked.

I bought this weird sandwich in Charlotte and got turked the fuck up.

I went to Canada last week and got completely turked at an AM/PM.

You've been turked, my man.

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Turking

A twerking turkey.

I put the turkey in the oven and it started twerking...it's turking.

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turk-a-lurk

a person at a club or other social dancing gathering who feverishly follows people he/she would like to hook up with but is often socially inept, awkward, drunk, or just plain creepy.

Jessica you better watch out, that guy over there has been watching you the whole night - he's being such a turk-a-lurk.

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trina turk

Trina Turk/ Trina Turkin'
a dance of penitence, expressing remorse, regret, ruefulness, contriteness, and disappointment.

antonym: satisfaction

you drop your friend's expensive bong attachment,

you must now trina turk: a brief dance incorporating finger snapping and Farnesworth Bentley-esque foot work.

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turk name

Another name given to someone with the experience and past actions giving them the right to get the name. Must have Turk in the name.

1. Me: What’s that hoe Amanda’s Turk name?

Friend: They call her Community Turk because

she’s hoeing around the community.
2. Yoo Lil Turk is a walking case!

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dead turk

A event, person or happenstance that is generally known of but not acknowledged by anyone. A elephant in the room.
Derived from the plotline of an episode of the PBS television series "Downton Abbey" in which the protagonists try and hide the death of a Turkish visitor.

While discussing the reorg, nobody acknowledged the dead turk in the room- the impending layoffs of half the staff.

The crushed fender wasn't the real problem. The dead turk was the empty liquor bottle under the front seat.

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turk roy

Short for cigarette brand Camel Turkish Royals. Quite possibly the best cigarette known to man.

My new pack of turk roys smells so good.

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