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Where to start? Campus is a shithole. Populated with assholes and wannabe gangstas. Located in Brampton; thus the ethnic distribution doesn't even warrant a mention. School is run like a prison and no wonder. Walking past any one of the school’s many entrances almost guarantees a sighting of the previously mentioned assholes (what they do standing by the doors all fucking day I have no clue). These chavs think they are da shit. Most can be seen mumbling idiotic rap lyrics under their breath, usually with pants hanging from below their knees giving us all a view of their ratty underwear. Occasionally these asshats will call out obscene comments to innocent looking girls walking by, making all those with even half a brain want to slap the shit outta them. Although there are a few cool minority groups located at Turner, none are persistent enough to keep it from becoming a breeding ground for ignorant jerks and preppy bitches. As far as I can tell, the drug scene is pretty nonexistent (not a 100% sure on this one as I have spotted what looks like angst ridden punks smoking suspicious stuff in shady areas outside school property). Teachers are (for the most part) dissatisfied with their lives and determined to take out their misgivings on any and all students. With the exception of a small few, most don’t give a rat’s ass whether you are succeeding or not.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Turner Fenton.
Person 1: ...
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A 36-year-old lad born in Sheffield, England, front man of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets. Most fans have fallen hard for him due to his talent, aesthetic, and obviously his appearance. Though, he is not someone who enjoys interviews, so he usually acts as the gif shown below.
Here is how different social medias perceived him (from what I've witnessed):
Tiktok- the hot guy who dropped his mic.
Reddit- lyrical genius who is obsessed with the Strokes.
Instagram- the hot guy who wrote AM, usually seen in badly edited Facebook memes.
YouTube- quirky hot weirdo uncle who is in love with Miles Kane.
Twitter- the hot guy who still hasn't dropped the album, fighting about whether dracula Alex is hot or not
Tumblr- the hot guy with messy love life.
In a nutshell, all social medias perceived him as hot.
Phoebe: Do you know who Alex Turner is?
Gracie: No, who?
Phoebe: This guy *shows a picture of bald Alex*
Gracie: He looks creepy.
Phoebe: *shows a picture of AM Alex*
Gracie: Ohh, that guy who sang Do I Wanna Know and 505! He is so hot!
Makes me cum so hard it's ridiculous. So fucking hot and sexy, his sexy hips arousing- all but coaxes me to orgasm more times than I can count, his sinful talented fingers fiddling me like his guitars, his intoxicating scent the most lethal love potion, his voice the sweetest lullaby.
Oh how I wish he was real.
Alex Turner maybe we ought to fuck seven years of bad luck at the powder room mirror.
An exceptionally putrid bowel movement. Typically liquid faeces, as on the British Airways flight forced to turn around because of a "smelly poo" on board in March 2015.
Biohazard warning! I wouldn't go in there if I was you. Someone's sprayed a Plane Turner all over the place.
A turner burner is the cheapest sorta freak that smokes tuner tobacco for £4 a 50g pouch and gets through a pouch every few days. A heavy smoker and a smoker of the cheapest most frowned upon tobacco.
Errr Andy you little turner burner.
A girl that's one of a kind, the most rare female on the face of the earth, the kind that every boy dreams about, the kind that you long for, the kind that you think is out of this world.A drop dead gorgeous girl with an amazing figure, and the body of a goddess!
Ashley Turner prettiest girl you'll meet.
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A term for a user of crystal meth, a.k.a. "TINA", whose personality does a complete and drastic change and/or "TURN" for the worst. This resulting from either being up for at least 4 days or immediately after injecting "Tina" intravenously, aka "slamming".
"GUUUUUUUUURL!!! Did you see Chad after he slammed last night? What a hot mess. TOTAL "TINA TURNER". He totally ruined the sex party.
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