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a cross bread between 50 cent and Mike Tyson that has autism but makes up for it with his incredible rapping skills
50 tyson has the best lines ive ever heard
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The lead singer/bassist of the band The All-American Rejects. The hottest guy on earth.
birthday: April 24, 1984
home town: Stillwater, OK
g/f: Kim Smith
siblings: Zack (older), Bailey (younger
parents: Tim and Tracy (divorced)
Tyson Ritter is the best thing that ever happened to this world.
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Upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you jizz. This tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. Oops.
Accidents happen, Kevin. Even though you pulled The Mike Tyson, she's got another ear.
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THE BITCHEST TEACHER WHO MAKES YOU ANALYSE POEMS AND DO IXL ALL DAY. SHE NEVER PLANS AHEaD OF TIE AND SHE CAN SUCC MY BLACK ASS
Ms. Tyson is a bitch
Nickname for Tysons Galleria, a mall opposite the more well known Tysons Corner Center (Tysons 1) in Tysons Corner, Virginia that has some upscale stores like Cartier, De Beers, Versace and anchors like Neiman-Marcus
Not for peons in t-shirts unless you want to get glared at by snobby sales reps (or ignored, whichever is more offensive for the circumstance)
What kind of mall is Tysons 2? I can't afford anything!
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Pro Boxer and Ear Eater Extraordinaire!
He will also eat your children in their sleep and murder your wife... all while kicking grnadma down the stairs.
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A cocktail with a mix of jagermeister and nyquil.
*Caution: Mike Tyson will knock you the fuck out*
Nick: Man, I have a wicked cough, but at the same time, I really want to get crunked. What should I do?
John: Here doggie, I made you a Mike Tyson, this will knock you the fuck out."
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