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A skilled Roman Catholic person, 1337 Catholics seek to dominate n00bs and atheists, often typing the term
"resistance is futile, prepare to be baptized" in the chatbox during Counter Strike matches or WoW raids.
1337 Catholics follow the example of the Pwntif, who they claim is the "1337" pwnz0r of the Roman Catholic Church"
1337 Catholics are also flying ninjas, and will shoot lazers from their eyes to vanquish their foes.
Since resistance is Futile, the 1337 Catholic is the sworn enemy of the Playstation, preferring the PC, as 1337 Catholics are notorious Counter-Strike junkies.
Counter-Strike Gamer: WTFBANNANAS!!! HTF DID YOU KILL ME!?!
1337 Catholic: Resistance is futile, prepare to be baptized.
CS Gamer: ZOMFG!!! 1337 CATHOLIC!!!
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A second-rate private school located in Hudson County, New Jersey. Students are often those rejected from rival school Saint Peter's Preparatory School. Hudson Catholic also tends to lose frequently to St. Peter's in sports competitions.
It was no suprise when the St. Peter's football team beat Hudson Catholic 47 - 0.
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A Sonic Youth song.
A mental phenomenon similar to writer's block, only the thing causing the block is the intense guilt that the catholic religion tends to instill in its followers. A person with a catholic block forgoes many corporeal pleasures out of fear of spiritual punishment.
"Do you like to fuck?"
"I've got a catholic block."
"I guess I'm out of luck."
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Catholics (or any form of Christianity, basically) who only goes to Church on days when they give out free stuff; namely Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday.
Bob: Do you ever go to Church?
Steve: Only on Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday, when they give out free stuff.
Bob: Dude, you are such an A and P Catholic!
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Refers to a person, usually female, who will engage in sexual acts other than vaginal penetration of a penis. Vaginal penetration of a penis is "sex" and therefore evil--so to maintain "virginity", Roman Catholic Virgins will engage in manual, oral, anal, or anything else that isn't vaginal. Personally, I think it's a sign of serious hypocrisy.
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been one week since my last confession."
"Have you committed sins of the flesh?"
"No, I'm still a virgin."
***This penitent is lying: Manual, Oral, and Anal Sex are all SEX. It's right there in the titles!***
"I went out with this chick from St. Thomas Aquinas last night."
"Any action?"
"Hell yeah--she's Catholic so she took it up the ass! I fucking love Catholic virgins!"
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When one's friend goes away for a weekend and leaves you stranded with no hope drinking your sorrows away as s/he learns about God.
Oh gosh john went to catholic camp and I have no one to chill with.
A religion made by our true lord and savior Ronan Leonard Clarke will lead us out of the dark times.
Ronan Catholic is the only way to make 2020 great again.