Douche

An individual that unknowingly is socially acquitted of all terms relating to being "cool". They exhibit all rational forms of being a socialite, and forfeit all rights to friendship due to their lack of common knowledge and/or educational integrity.

Todd is a douche, and he failed in getting Sarah to go on a date with him due to his own misfortune.

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douche

1. Something to clean a rancid pussy of its bunk smell.

2. A guy that is a fuckin loser that has no life. Douchebags are usually ugly ass guys with no style and are usually unco-ordinated in physical activities. They also have a shitty sense of style and are just straight up bums.

Douchebags are those guys back in High School that came to school wearing the same clothes for a few days and they never paid attention in class. It really showed when the teacher asked them a question and they don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Having said that douchebags are in denyal and in their head, they think they've got it going on.

That douche bag fell asleep while writing a test and the teacher got annoyed.

That douche bag double wore his clothes

He's such a douche bag. He told the teacher that he lost his book bag but he really is to useless to do his work. He's going to be a huge bum when he grows up.

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douche

To douche (French for shower) is to clean one's anal area inside and out with a shower-head attachment or a douche-bag with water, wine, vinegar, coffee, green tea, milk, urine, cum, or whatever,before getting butt-fucked.

I always douche before my cadet roomie, Matt fucks me in my boy-hole because he always wants me to lick his dick clean afterward!

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douche

The dude who ratted out michael phelps

you're the one who ratted out michael phelps...? douche.

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Douche

doosh noun, verb

1. kanye

I threw-up in my mouth when I saw my grandma's kanye in the trash.

douche

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Douche

Lame, pathetic, bad,

That Hykie she's a douche

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Douche

A condition where someone is completely rude, mean, or inapropriate. Often, this person is a long-term douche, but there are rare cases where someone can be a first time douche. Being a douche is sometimes concidered appropriate when the person who is getting the douche treatment is, in fact, a douche. Some douches do not realize they are a douche and then it is appropriate to tell them. You can tell them either "Dude, you are such a douche right now!" or "That was a douche move"

Guy - "Damn! You're a FAT ASS!!"

Girl - "Wow, you're a douche!"

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