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Hayden

A Hayden is a keeper, they are the best, most considerate, amazing, loving men you could meet. Whenever I see Hayden, he’s always smiling or cracking a joke to one of his friends. They’re so cute, but handsome and very smart people you could meet. If you meet a Hayden be sure to get to know them, because they’re the best man you could ever meet!

Who’s that guy? That’s a Hayden?! I should go talk to him!

by ILoveHayden October 20, 2019

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Hayden

Hayden is usually short and not attractive. He has little friends, however the few friends he does have are very close. He is often referred to as a "cringe Fortnite baby" and plays it religiously. Often has a brother named Hank. Is sometimes a simp. He is very loud but funny as well.

What was that screaming? Oh, it was probobly just Hayden.

by Jackelton9 February 21, 2020

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Hayden

a person you should defiantly ask out. because he will always say yes. and he is very hot and alethic and he will make billions. he is quiet at first but once you get to know him who will be very trustworthy and comforting.

oh Hayden is so amazing i want to date him so bad.

by wywywywyywywywywywywyywywywywy December 4, 2018

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Hayden

Can be a male or female name, but more commonly male.

male:
A boy that will make your heart melt. Right as you meet him, you'll fall in love. His fiery red hair, and green eyes bring you in. He's very attractive, and sweet. He's farthest from a player anyone could ever be. He's respectful, and knows how to treat women right. Ladies, if you find a Hayden, don't ever lose him. Because if you do, it will be one of the hardest losses in your life.

"Damn whose that ginger?"

"It's my boyfriend Hayden! He's the sweetest!"

by lostmyhayden January 28, 2013

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Hayden

Hayden is a term which is the same as the word 'jizz'.

To Hayden is to jizz, 'Haydening'.

Dude, I was fucking this girl last night, and she made me Hayden all over the place.

by Bleeeeeeeh. October 22, 2010

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Hayden

The Sexiest person alive and is a rizzler, they are the best at sports and are ripped

G1- Look its a Hayden
G2- SOOOO SEXXYYYYYY

by Crisa14 August 17, 2023


Hayden

Common Name

A person (often of Latino descent) who is frequently criticised for his/her long, black, typically emo hairstyle. This regularly reflects their emo-esque attitude and critical personality. They are usually seen discussing their zodiac heritage and fanatacism for wearing hats, while often declining any relation to American musician, Mr Worldwide, aka Pitbull.

Famous examples:

- Hayden Slick, former cone-ball player, who retired after constant disqualification and harassment by audiences and referees alike.
- Hayden Sand, former employee of Hell Orphan Transportation Incorporated™, fired after embezzlement scandals and insubordination.
- Hayden Snicker, self-proclaimed hype-beast, died in 2018 after an overdose on Curry (may his soul rest in peace).
- Hayden Snack, the once great actor whose life turned to crime after identifying publicly as a 'lesbian rhinoceros'.

Word Origin:
352 AD Neapolis. From Roman dialect, Haydennus.
Prominent historical figure, Haydennus (no surname known), infamous for penetrating the right hand of Roman senator Finnus, in the book of Isiah.

"Dude, what's up?"
"Man, I think I'm in love with that Hayden over there..."

by Jonathan Swift 92 September 2, 2021