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When your dick won't stay hard with a condom on.
Her: Why you keep going limp?
Him: It's this damn condom you're making me where. It's too tight and it's giving me a dizzy mummy.
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A used tampon mistakenly placed in a load of laundry, resulting in a load of clothing with intense mentsrual odor.
LaDarrien: "Damn Keisha, you smell."
Keisha: "It ain't me pimp, my ma accidentaly dropped a red mummy."
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The mother of the War beserker Peppa and is a fat whore who cheats on Daddy pig and won’t stop fucking Grandpa Rabbit
On Netflix it said props was the Great War experience where peppa and her family go through rough times .Mummy Pig is a fat bitch
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When a man wraps his penis in toilet paper and has sex with a woman on her period.
"Guy 1: Hey my girlfriends on her period but I still want to have sex with her!
Guy 2: Just wrap your dick in toilet paper but beware the Mummy's revenge!!
Guy 1: Dam, I'm out of Charmin!"
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7-11 or a convenience store hot dog. Which has been cooking for so long it now resembles a mummy dick.
I'm so hungry I could eat a mummy dick.
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To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.
Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?
Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
A spooky occurance where a mother has the ability to know what her children are thinking, feeling and what they have done.