Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified

"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"

Sky Painter

You know those airplanes that are super high above the ground and the exhaust makes a line-cloud.

It's a bird! It's a plane! Ohh yep it is a plane..."Sky Painter"

Painter-ly

the act of doing something like a painter or artist.

This phrase was originally created by Moriah Elizabeth. Subscribe to her on youtube.

I felt very painter-ly while I was in art class today

Painter's Snuffjob

To mistake paint for yoghurt and die as a result of it's consumption

My grandpa died of a Painter's Snuffjob, he drank paint mistaking it for yoghurt

Painter’s high

When a painter, or any creative artist, is so intently focused and “in the zone”, their mind feels as if they are “high” and euphoric.

I got a real painter’s high while I was in the zone painting the other day.

carpet painter

people who dye or bleach their pubic hair

"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....

Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!