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The penis is the male reproduction organ and the reason I believe there is a God. The penis is a remarkable peice of workmanship. Completely thought out - for example, look at the head..it is shaped for easy entry, soft to cushion the blow - it even has a "seam" on the underside to avoid suction. Perfect.
"I simply could not live without a penis..oops,I mean a man"
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a soldier's "big gun" that shoots a white bullet into the mothership's black hole.
Jamal was squeemish to hear that his penis had won the war.
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what guys use to get satisfaction.
"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!"
"Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?"
"AHH! what he hell where you doing there?"
"I was with your g/f too"
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plural of penis, to be used as a plural word
There are many Peni in the audience tonight
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The most magical tool on earth
Dan's penis is so magical that he created new life with it!!
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Very juicy and can sometimes be small. When it's big it is fun to milk the cum out of
Dude my penis hurts so much i came a ton last night
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