Potato

Yummy thingy that can be buttered and turned into all stuff

Guy 1: I eat potato
Guy 2: OMG dies of jealousy

Potatoism

Potatoism
The voluntary and gracious act of viewing "Agent P." as the 1 true ruler of the dabloon economy and the rest of the universe

Dang, fuck that im converting to Potatoism

Potato

A slang term used when referring to a person who is mentally retarded. Also used when a normal person acts retarded.

"Dude, look at that potato running down the hall." or " You are acting like such a potato today!"

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Potato

Any girls who used social media for personal gain or to feel popular. Usually gets lots of likes, favorites, and retweets, but is secretly resented. Also fishes for compliments.

Jeez, Instagram is Potato Central tonight.

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Potatoes

Very large testes (testicals)

Jezuz! look at the size of his potatoes!

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Potato

The thing that replace my brain.... and it works perfect!

Noob:Got Milk?
Me: POTATO!!!!!

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potato

a starchy plant tuber that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable

My kawaii potato was fabulous

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