Shaft Captain

Another name for a Staff Captain in halo 3 but more related to being a Staff Captain in real life-being a noob at life, having a lot of experience but still is a noob. Used to describe a teenager most times.

Winston: damn look at that girls titties.
Sam: she's out of your league dude.
Winston: that girl is fineeeee.
Sam: ur such a Shaft Captain

shaft master

one who mastered the shaft

andy you fucken shaft master shut up

Gluten shaft

This is another term to refer to a long, thin loaf of French bread which is commonly made of lean dough, ie. at baguette.

Man, that gluten shaft that your mom baked if amazing.

Voorheesville Shaft

A hidden place deep in the woods where high school kids go to party and get shitfaced. Usually consists of a portable speaker, a fire, and a fordable table for pong. The fire department has only been needed once...

That Voorheesville Shaft last night was so fucking fire bro, I cant wait till next weekend to throw glass bottles and stand in a circle!

Shaft Hair

Pubic hair on the shaft of the penis. Very inconvenient.

Be extra careful when trimming shaft hair as the skin is very sensitive.

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Abduls shaft

A dick that's as big as a crane it can carry 80kg and unfortunately could be extinct in the coming days

Abduls shaft unfortunately broke

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Mine Shaft

A person with a lot of bling, such as gold and diamonds, in their mouth.

Goal;

While getting head, have some bling fall out. Ideally you can keep whatever you can knock loose.

Usage;

“I got a gold nugget from Sean’s mine shaft last night”

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