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Ark Greenwich Free School

a correctional facility with some benefits

Jamie: I'm going to Ark Greenwich Free School next year
Bob: Can never be me. Charge it tho

by sl.loose September 17, 2022


Ark Victoria Primary Academy

Shit

Why does Ark Victoria Primary Academy exist

by U will never know who I am Mr December 24, 2019

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3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark

When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.

Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.

by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019

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Noah's Ark

The ship in which Noah, his family, and the animals were saved from the Flood, according to the biblical account (Genesis 6โ€“8).
A small bivalve mollusk with a boat-shaped shell, found in the Mediterranean and off the Atlantic coasts of Africa and southern Europe.

The structure of Noah's Ark (and the chronology of the flood) is homologous with the Jewish Temple and with Temple worship.7 Accordingly, Noah's instructions are given to him by God (Genesis 6:14โ€“16): the ark is to be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high (approximately 134ร—22ร—13 m or 440ร—72ร—43 ft).8 These dimensions are based on a numerological preoccupation with the number 60, the same number characterizing the vessel of the Babylonian flood hero.1

Its three internal divisions reflect the three-part universe imagined by the ancient Israelites: heaven, the earth, and the underworld.9 Each deck is the same height as the Temple in Jerusalem, itself a microcosmic model of the universe, and each is three times the area of the court of the tabernacle, leading to the suggestion that the author saw both Ark and tabernacle as serving for the preservation of human life.1011 It has a door in the side, and a tsohar, which may be either a roof or a skylight.8 It is to be made of gopher wood, a word which appears nowhere else in the Bible โ€“ and divided into qinnim, a word which always refers to birds' nests elsewhere in the Bible, leading some scholars to emend this to qanim, reeds.12 The finished vessel is to be smeared with koper, meaning pitch or bitumen; in Hebrew the two words are closely related, kaparta ("smeared") ... bakopper.12

by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS July 14, 2023


Arked

When you or a tame clip out of the map in Ark survival evolved and die

Guy 1: When we get home do you wanna play ark?
Guy 2: Yeah but our T-Rex got arked.

by Ngkh August 5, 2022


Arked

Originating from Ark: Survival Evolved, Arked is used to describe an unfortunate event in a video game that lead to you getting fucked over by the said game. Keep in mind you can only get Arked when the game itself is at fault that you got fucked over, not by you or other players in the same game.

I got Arked hard just a minute ago, a Microraptor knocked me off my Argy when I was flying in the Redwoods biome and I was killed by a pack of Troodon that were below me. Now I have to go get my shit and rescue my Argy before something kills it.

by Big Scary Black Man November 13, 2022


Arke

An arke is an amazing person who brings joy to anyone they're around. Usually pretty.

" Wow, she's an such an arke!"

by hpsauceforthebois March 12, 2022