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Abel Tesfaye

AKA The Weeknd. He is the sexiest man on Earth and a HUGEEE legend. He has the best sex skills and you can literally have sex with his songs playing. When Abel starts signing, your pussy is wetter than the ocean.

Friend: Did you have sex with Abel Tesfaye?
Kyra: Yes, we are now married with 10 children.

by badpuppysitdownmydog February 02, 2025


Abel Snack Time

A very strange sexual encounter that inspired a religion under the same name.

It’s Abel snack timeMhmmmm.

by Snacklebox March 15, 2023


The Abel Special

When you tickle a girl’s clit with your mustache and/or beard

aye last night I hit sarah with the Abel Special

by LilHomeInvasion May 18, 2018


The Abel Special

When you tickle a girl’s clit with you magnificent mustache/beard combo

I gave sarah the Abel Special last night

by LilHomeInvasion May 18, 2018


abel t

abel t/abel tesfaye : only the most legendary R&B singer of all time, and the hottest man alive. if you pronounce his name “a-bell” you’re a fake xo and im never talking to you. anyways happy thursdayyy! XOTWOD

“abel t is the hottest, best, most talented, kindest mf out there”

ik bro this man’s an R&B legend. way better than beyoncé too”

by xotwod.forever March 12, 2022


sadie and abel

Sadie and Abel one of the greatest pair’s ever. No one can say anything different. They are just meant for each other whether they are dating or just friends. They have chemistry and will forever be something that will never end

Have you seen Sadie and Abel?
Yeah they are goals

by December 02, 2020


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by SuchBackSmacker March 10, 2025