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Add Me

Something that real whores tell everyone to do, but no one adds. These douchebags really enjoy posting "add me" to every band they befriend and what not. These people actually don't have friends, that's why they ask "Add me? I'm a whore and I'm bi and I'm pretty and . ." Seriously these people need to be shot two-hundred times, have their private part cut off and fed to them, stabbed in the face forty-five times, have both of their feet cut off and shoved up their ass, cut off their arms section by section, and then thrown down an icy river so they drown. (:

Stephanie: Damn add me tramps !
Junior: Yeah, I know ! They kept on spamming this band's status so then the band blocked them and deleted them.
Stephanie: Haha that's what they get for being idiots.
Junior: Yep and Tom Anderson said he was going to kill them !
Stephanie: Thank God.

by I<3Sgt.Frog August 17, 2010

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Remote ADD

Someone with Remote ADD doesn't have an attention span that exceeds a commercial break. When watching the desired show and a commercial comes on, someone with Remote ADD will change the channel until he finds one without a commercial, later returning to the original channel.

Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.

Bob and Jim were watching Goldfinger and every commercial that came on, Bob would switch to ESPN hoping to catch SportsCenter. Unfortunately, there were usually commercials, so Bob went back to Goldfinger.

The continual Remote ADD without anything being on infuriated Jim.

by A Rab $$ January 2, 2011

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Adderall ADD

The inappropriate and uncontrollable need to talk and or spend hours doing anything but the task at hand experienced after consuming a considerable amount of Adderall.

Grace: I just spent two hours chatting with my estranged grammar school sweetheart on facebook instead of studying

Nina: yeah, I had Adderall Add whilst trying to study for psychology yesterday and spent $45 on a framed copy of the declaration of independence which I can only assume will never be delivered

by movinglikebern December 4, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


pity add

The act of adding someone you don't know on MySpace or Friendster because you feel bad for them and don't want to be mean.

"I have no clue who that guy is, he was a pity add."

by Spiffers December 21, 2005

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Song ADD

Someone who constantly changes songs after only a few seconds listening to one. Can get pretty annoying.

I got pissed at Kayla because she kept switching songs, she has a bad case of song ADD.

by Coral REEFAH December 3, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


add me

What have come to be the most frequent 2 words you will ever see in use on myspace.

add me! add me! LOL.

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 18, 2005

55๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


add oil

It's a cheering exclamation in Cantonese. It's actually pronounced "Ka-yow"! Which in turn means add oil, not literally!

Add oil in doing your essays!

by foxykisses February 26, 2004

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