AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.

I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.

The Slovakian AirPod

The Slovakian AirPod, not to be confused with "The Slovakian Traffic Cone" or "The Slovakian Traffic Stop" is the act of nutting, into a copper pipe, bleeding into it , puking into it, spitting into it, inserting period chunks into it, pissing into it, and shitting into it, then inserting into your partner and/or victims ear and blowing aggressively until the entire scrambled shit show is in their head.

My Dad and I tried out the Slovakian AirPod last night!

Airpods

Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.

You: I just got some Airpods
Friend: But where are they
You: Fuck

Airpods

Say that again?

Everyone: Does absolutely nothing
Someone with airpods: Sorry what was that?

Airpods

all Germans had these during the great depression

Thot detected. that man has Airpods

Airpods

a wireless version of headphones, made by the apple brand.

“i’m going to wear my airpods on a walk to the park”

airpods

for rich assholes

bella: you have airpods?
frankie: yea, don't you...
bella: no :( (shes definitely rich)