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When passing through the state of Alaska you will suddenly forget everything you know about yourself for a while.
Barry: Jesus Christ it's cold here!
Rick: Yeah it is, man.
Barry: I wish I had a- hold on, who the fuck are you, why are we in the south fucking pole?
Rick: Oh shit Barry, you've got Alaska Alzheimer's again!
Queen bitch Drag mother from the planet Glamtron 5000.
Don’t touch her wigs. Your make-up is terrible. I love your pussy. Anus. Hieeee.
Alaska Thunderfuck is the winner of Rupaul’s All stars seasons 2.
The typical Alaskan man who cannot be seen without sporting his flannel shirt, 501 jeans, works boots, and a beanie. You better believe he only drinks IPAs and cuts down his own Christmas tree.
The Brawny paper towel man is a total Alaska Daddy.
This is what Americans who want to invade Canada think it should be called.
Taken from the definition of "Canuckistanian". Full credit goes to him.
"If y'all Canucks keep stealing our jobs, we'll invade your miserable igloos and rename it South Alaska!"
Canadian Migrant: "I'm from Canada."
Stupid American: "Y'all mean South Alaska?"
Alaska Airlines Group, a company famously known in the aviation industry as the sorriest major airline. They will try to outsource everything, they have their own rampers they call "McGee." These are ex-thugs who were never caught with a crime yet, but are willing to work for Alaska Airlines for 11$ an hour. Alaska Airlines will try to penny pinch everything, from the food you are to its own employees. If you even heard of this airline, (not from the west coast) avoid flying on it at all cost. The work environment was so bad an ex-employee took a plane and crashed it recently. Those barrel rolls were awesome though. If you are hiring in the maintenance department, avoid hiring this group, a bunch of lazy idiots.
Hey have you flown on Alaska Airlines yet? "Yeah, last time they told me I was on my own in regards to hotel, sleep at the airport, because they only got one flight a day." and because their planes are shit with shitty service.
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A small town of about 15,000 located some 40 miles north of Anchorage. If you take away the surrounding snow-capped mountains, it's as if you're in a small town in the Midwestern United States. It's the cheapest place to own a home in the state, but there is a sales tax. The vibe of the town and people is rather sleazy; most of the population are blue-collar in their living conditions and mentality. Many spacious homes with potential to be nice and well-kept have appliances outside and cars propped up on concrete blocks. Drug deals and manufacturing are commonplace, especially methamphetamine. A good quarter of the population or more work on the North Slope and many others commute to Anchorage to work.
Wasilla, Alaska
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A small place full of kind people where everybody knows everybody and do favors for each other out of the kindness of their hearts.
Craig, Alaska is the nicest place ever!
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