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alcoholler, when the quiet person in a group has a few drinks and starts to become rather loud and noisy.
Then mary drank a pint, and started to alcoholler across the bar to James....
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Answer and start of all lifes problems
I got into a fight last week after cosuming alot of alcohol,weekend just gone i wanted to beat everyone up at a party...but with that said i got 5 chicks numbers though.
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Alcohol is like a highschoolers bestfriend !
Madison: You know what ?
Hunter: What ?
Madison: You remind me of alcohol.
Hunter: WHAT? are you comparing me to alcohol ?
Madison: YEAH, you guys are both always there for me!
Hunter: helllllll ya !
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Q: What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
A: Alcoholics have to go to those STUPID meetings!
Alcoholism is not a disease, it is a condition. You don't 'catch' alcoholism; it is voluntarily self-inflicted though admittedly hard to stop. Calling it a disease implies a passivity to the situation that absolves one of personal responsibility, when it is up to the drunk him/herself to take care of the matter.
Also, there is no such thing as a 'recovering alcoholic'. Either you're drinking or you're not.
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Shit that people use to run away from pain and agony. People that use alcohol for this purpose are called "pussies". These people threaten to reduce the very home we live in into the biggest shithole man has ever created.
see religion pot tobacco heroin
Some drunk: Fuck I am soooo wasted. I'm gonna go fuck the place up.
Man: HAHAHAHA you cant take the pain can you?! Go commit suicide or something you worthless fag.
alcohol
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A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars.
Alcohol has intoxicating effects on certain carbon-based life forms.
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Contrary to popular belief, alcoholism is the act of drinking by one's self, typically while in a state of malaise.
Doug: Where's Zach?
Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.
Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.
Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.
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