PRO MINECRAFT TRICKSHOTTER
Ur mum
Friends with a guy with a fat forehead
Gets called racist for some reason
Gets called homophobic for some reason
Alfie colclough is a PRO MINECRAFT TRICKSHOTTER
A man who looks behind the fridge and in the toaster/freezer for packet.
Yo you heard about Alfie Brown? He just ripped all his hair out cos hes ran out of packet
Alfie Crawley is a hit and handsome man, if you see him you will instantly faint. If you dont faint you will die because he is so damn sexy and mamalicous. He also will tickle your kidney.
Its Alfie Crawley βRUNβ.
Quickly hide or we will faint.
A code-word for "coon" used by racists when refering to a black person (who is within hearing distance).
Users of it need to be poked in the groin with a cactus.
Oh look, there's an Alfie Moon, we're stupid cunts so we refer to him with code-words because we're too spineless to face the consiquiences of using real, hurtful words.
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Theyβre usually the type of people to nut in bed and are basically sorta heart broken for any reason at all so they decide to bust a nut to let it all out
Any Person whatsoever: My crush doesnβt like me so I busted a nut.
Another person: Dirty Alfie!
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