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When a female makes you look into the eyes of her lizard tattoo while you orgasm
Bro my babymom made me give her a dirty alison last night.
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1.) Reference to a The Devil Wears Prada song.
2.) Slang term for scene girls that live in the Midwest.
3.) Rare breed of man-eating ducks.
Ohai, it's alison rulez d00d. Hey girl.
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Alison its 2am and i thought of you.. not like i never do.. its boring tumbling all alone now.. as i scroll down my tumblr i see how it used to look like and how it looks like now, before there was even a picture with me smiling, did u kno thts the only picture i have with me and an actual smile? guess who took that picture? guess who caused that smile?<3 i miss you so much and i dont think this counts as a definition for urban dictionary but who cares.. when i hug u in the hallways for those 2 min i see you, i try to cherish it.. i wish tht u could be in my arms forever.. i wish that i could tell u everything i feel, even if i sat at this computer and typed for hours i wouldnt be able to splurge out all my feelings for u on here.. i cant get over you and i hate pretending that idc or that i AM getting over you.. but yea i tried moving on.. but hey what a suprise no1 likes me.. i guess i cant do "so much better than this" huh alison.. i cant do shit.. this just turned to a tornado of my feelings.. im srry. ill try to get happy lol, well as i face and accept my eternal loneliness just dont forget me alison, i will always love you, i dont wanna be a lost memory but a cherished one.. well heres ur 3 page letter.. i feel like sucha pussy when i tear up.. guess i am one. lol, jrfiilfremdc, with love, Squirtle.
Alison taylor peacock is fucking the most amazing girl in the world, and she only deserves the best of the best.
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Alison is a beautiful person with good intentions and kind spirit ! Often, many see her and judge quickly on her outer appearance. Her physical appearance is so attractive that often times, those who do not know her will often hate her out of the emotion of fear. People fear those as attractive as an Alison because her reactions have great impact on them. when they do not receive a reaction they want/expected, the response emotion is anger/fear. Alison, impressively, is not phased by those who hate her. Her emotional intelligence is far too high to be altered in any way by the foolish who attempt to bring her self esteem down. She is a very emotion driven person which works to her favor, as she has a great interpersonal understanding of her own emotions as well as the emotions of those around her ! She has obtained these powerful traits through instinct, past experiences, and great intellectual genetics. She's faced much adversity in life, but that wont stop her from pursuing the happiness she knows she deserves. That same adversity has helped her grow ahead of her time in certain knowledge and understanding ! its often true that great struggle can create great strength. If you've ever hurt an alison, be sure to make amends and apologize for your wrong doings !! Alisons deserve to be built up and loved. if you havent told an alison you love and care for her recently, make sure to do so today !
Person 1: Wow, that person has a high emotional intelligence ! is that an Alison Varney by chance ?
Person 2 : damn skippy, sport
Person 1: Thanks for clarifying, champ
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The aforementioned name is a satirical/stereotypical name for singer Taylor Swift in the Philippines. The extra names were added to ridicule how many of the people also have such long names. The whole name has since then become a meme in the Filipino media, in which people use the name ironically to refer to the singer.
Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.
Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.
Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".
Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"
Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"
Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.
she is the icon
she is the moment
she is Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift
An HVAC babe from New Jersey. Soon-to-be brogrammer/computer whiz-kid
Aw fuck, my radiator is broken again! I wish I could call up an Alison Su to solve this problem...
Someone who is very energetic and wants everyone to be happy. She has daddy issues and loves hot Cheetos! She will always have friends. And is beautiful on the inside and outside.
Alison Jane Dreese loves hot Cheetos!