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a person who is only attractive sometimes.
John Mayer is an almond joy.
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When a man's genitals are fondled by a partner.
Jack: Jill came over gave me almond joy last night.
Ben: lucky bastard!
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My litter box was full, so my dog just had a huge desert of almond rocca.
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(Slang) The male member, aka balls.
Tom was struck in the almond rocks by Carl.
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The act in which a man lays a dump across a girl's pussy and then proceeds to ejaculate on the excrement.
Dude, I totally gave Suzy an almond joy last night!
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the act of using marzipan as sexual lubricant
"I gave my girlfriend the almond joy last night.....my dick feels like it's been through a belt sander"
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the one quiet girl who's only topic is being a vegan. wears glasses and probly has some sort of pearl necklace. at lunch she gets water and whines about the milk. has almond milk stored in her fridge and bitches at people to eat healthier. probly does her homework.
Guy 1: That fucking almond milk girl is complaining at Lunch again.
Guy 2: I just want to shove skim milk down her throat.
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