The Home Alone

Whilst fucking a girl from behind, you pull out, come on her back. When she turns around you pull out your trusty can of mace, spray her directly in the eyes. She will then grap her cheeks and scream "AHHHHHHH" similar to Macauly Culkin in his premier roll as Kevin McAllister in the movie 'Home Alone'

I was fucking this lady cop from behind, came all over her ass and then grabbed that bitches mace and gave her the Home Alone

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Alon bilman

Alon is a person who is very very fat or “shamen”.

He is very famous and he eats a lot of fat “shooman”.

You’re so fat you’re such an Alon bilman

If you eat so much shooman you’ll be an alon bilman!

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stand alone

Caused when someone you're with gets in a stop and chat, leaving you stood slightly away on your own, and very very bored. As painful as the stop and chat itself.

Bill: Me n Ben were in town earlier, he had a stop and chat with some gimp he works with and the fucker left me in a stand alone.
Bob: What a cunt.

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alone time

a time where a couple is alone and completely free to explore their sexual fantisies without having to worry about being interrupted!

I can't wait till everyone is gone, and we can have alone time!

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stone alone

When you stone alone because your your girlfriend left you

Guy:man,I got to stone alone my chick left me.

Forever Alone

The relationship status of one LioTheNephilim.

LioTheNephilim is forever alone, despite giving Kiki the Ring Pop.

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Alone Together

When you have such a strong emotional connection to someone that when you are alone or when your feeling lonely, you know that the other person is feeling the same way.

Lonely Guy: "I am so alone, but it feels like we are alone together."
Lonely Girl: "I feel so alone without him, but I know he does too. We are alone together."

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