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In the context of American law and politics, the Second Amendment protects the right to keep and bear arms. In the United States, you are allowed to use armed weapons (not just guns) to protect yourself, your loved ones, and your property.
“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
The amendment was written into law because the Founding Fathers knew that states start becoming tyrannical by disarming its populace in order to oppress them. Effectively, this amendment ensures that Americans are able to defend themselves against tyranny to protect their rights.
It’s part of the Bill of Rights, the first ten amendments to the Constitution of the United States.
“The Second Amendment is the personification of ‘Mercia, baby!”
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A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.
Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.
The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
Section 1. Any individual who uses the text symbol “:3” in written communication shall be deemed cute.
Section 2. For the purposes of this Amendment, “:3” is defined as a text symbol depicting a smiling face with a playful or affectionate expression, often used in digital communication to convey feelings of warmth, joy, or endearment.
Section 3. This Amendment shall be implemented in the spirit of kindness and positive expression, recognizing that the use of “:3” signifies an attempt to spread happiness and good cheer in communication.
Section 4. No laws, regulations, or interpretations shall contradict or undermine the spirit of this Amendment, which is to promote a culture of friendliness and appreciation among individuals.
Person A: I'm not cute :3
Person B: According to Amendment :3, you are cute.
The 5,000th amendment makes it a crime to give students homework in the United States.
The 5,000th Amendment makes it a crime to give Homework.
Recudorial Amendment. n. The means of technologically further delineating details pertaining to an already ,e,proa;ozomg (aka memorialized) moment in time - in a timely manner. Origin: North America. Descendant of Europe.
"Kasia. Restart the camera on my mark. I need to make a recudorial amendment... Mark." JRoth
When one wants to stay sober for a given period of time
nah man, im eighteenth amendmenting for the night
When the president of your company alters the company's rules because your antics with customers and/or your expense account are pushing the boundaries of decorum or spending limits. The new rule is referred to as a Daley Amendment, not to be confused with a Daley Clause
Terry J is in trouble with corporate, he was at the Hive and The Pink Galleon last night in violation of Section 1, Part 2 of the Daley Amendment.
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