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A term for when a roommate refuses to go to bed and instead stays up all night complaining about homework. The observing roommate typically resides in a lofted bed.
Roommate 1: Rehhh, I hate physics!
Roommate 2: Dude, I'm trying to get some sleep. Quit being the elf downstairs.
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a hyperactive schizophreic man who lived in the north pole as an elf for half of his adult life. He enjoys singing outside of the women's showers and hugging narwhals. Candy canes are his cocaine and maple syrup and noodles are bae. he gets attacked by racoons that are hugless and loves to plaay with rotary doors. maybe he needs a saint viator education and some love.
buddy the elf get ur shit together
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The elf cock is something RPing fangirls and gay fanboys crave. Rumour has it elven balls are inside the body, but that's not true. Elf cocks are said to be long and thin - the opposite of a chode (or Barrel Dick as some call it) but they're just like human shlongs.
sexyelfgirl459983: w00t elf cock!
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to clean up after someone else
Can you please put your stuff away? I'm tired of house elfing for you all the time!
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A person who wants to have hot sex with a made up elf from The Lord of the Rings.
"Legolas is sooo sexy"
"You elf slut."
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Someone who plays nothing but elves in tabletop or computer RPGs (such as Dungeons and Dragons), and has gotten to the point where they refuse to play a character of any other race.
They are a compendium of lore when it comes to anything elven about a given setting, but they get offended if one plays an elf in a manner they consider incorrect or improper.
They typically play elven females, even if they themselves are male, on the grounds that "they are more attractive to look at when playing".
Player 1: "Hey, what is up with Player 3?"
Player 2: "Oh, he's a career elf. Just let him spend time with his little elf friends and leave him alone."
Player 3 (Career Elf): "I am a great roleplayer, even though my character is born from the depths of Mary Sue-dom, and I only play one race exclusively!"
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The most delicious thing I have ever tasted, unless it's the cotton candy flavour fuck me. It is the in thing that emos and chavs have in common they all like elf bars.
"can I take a hit on your elf bar"
"Sure just don't rob me brother"
Proceeds to Rob him
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