TIM

Temporary Internet Malfunction; an acronym used as an indicator of an Internet malfunction; usually to explain an unplanned sign-off or other Internet related issue

Paz: I Can't Wait To C...
((Paz Signed Off))
((Paz Signed On))
David: WhereTF Did U Go?
Paz: Sorry. TIM.
David: Oh. Damn TIMz!

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Tim

A cunt.

Is that Tim?
No that's a cunt.

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Tims

Referring to Tim Hortons. A coffee and fresh baked goods chain.

We're going to Tims, wanna come?

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timming

Cheating on schoolwork, such as copying homework or tests, in a blatant, sly, or devious manner. esp. cheating in a manner similar to Timmy O.

Andrew is timming on the huge chem test.

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timming

(v) Most commonly used in reference to walking obscene distances when taking public transportation is readily available and extremely inexpensive. Antonym of the verb "to ken", meaning "to take a taxi an obscenely short distance such as one city block."

That guy never takes cabs. Right now he is timming it from the airport all the way downtown. It's going to take him like 5 hours.

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Tim

Gifted and talented with computers and other technology. A Tim can be found in just about any organization. Tim is the wizard who fixes the computers or phones when no-one else has a clue. Technology obeys this man like a lion obeys a liontamer. It doesn't matter if you have already done exactly what Tim just did twenty times already, you are not the technology wizard!!! The computer or other piece of technology will not obey you. They're only master is a guy called Tim. If there is no Tim at your workplace, you could also see Ben. If you do not know a Tim or a Ben, you are doomed with all technological mishaps.

How the fuck did you do that Tim? I just tried the same thing like fifty times, Tim. You just walked past and it worked, Tim.

"All hail the almighty technology wizard Tim, we will obey your command and yours only"
"Wait, did that piece of crap just say Tim?"
"I don't know what the issue is, it worked for me," says Tim.

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TIM

Noun. An acronym for "trans identified male." This term refers to men who identify as women. This term can be considered synonymous with "transwoman" however one might choose to use "TIM" instead of "transwoman" to clarify that these people are not women or any kind of woman. Can be written as TiM.

"Caitlin is a TIM."

"TIMs can't experience misogyny. They're male."

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