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Android Brotherhood (ABH)

The brotherhood of all android users
*rubs forehead twice*
iPhones suck

Anyone... with an android phone is in the Android Brotherhood (ABH). Originated in Funny Jokes.

by Anslee(: September 25, 2011

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human-android marriages

a hilarious statement made by a conservative MP of Canada stating that once we make gay marriages legal, polygamy , human-animal, and human-android marriages will come into effect because these are all part of their "rights".

"Why not legalize human-android marriages, they are no different from gay marriages, and it's our right too!"

"gay marriages should have their own word, likebablooza or something"

by W)RD< G August 4, 2004

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Android Discord

The Android Discord is a Discord server for the poor people who use Android.
This server consists of "droiders" (known as android users), sane iPhone users, people who try to be funny, pissbaby moderators, and PandaBear.

discord.gg/android

You're in the Android Discord server? I'm breaking up with you.

by noneofyogoddamnbusiness December 22, 2020

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Android noti sound

The best sound and very random in shit posts on tik tok iconic sound overall

*random ass man dancing* *red circle on random piece of shit* *Android noti sound* and for some reason this shit makes me laugh cus my humor is broken

by I luv milk <3 November 1, 2021

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I am the android sent by CyBerlife

The fucking sentence that Connor says every god damn time.

Connor: "Hello, my name is Connor. I am the android sent by CyberLife."

Person: shut the fuck up I don't even asked, fucking androids.

by SapoMalo June 7, 2021


Hello, my name is [name], the android sent by Cyberlife

The standard introduction used by Cyberlife androids. Can also be shortened to "My name is name".

Android: Hello, my name is name, the android sent by Cyberlife.
Hank: ...You can't be serious.

by AC1000 July 8, 2020


Fonts for Android and iPhone - www.fontskeyboard.com/share-now

ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵘʳ ᵏᵉʸᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ ʷᵃⁿᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵖᵒᵖᵘˡᵃʳ

1:ᵒʰ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵏᵉʸᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ ᵈᵒ ᵘ ᵘˢᵉ?
2: ᵒʰ Fonts for Android and iPhone - www.fontskeyboard.com/share-now

by 𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺 August 14, 2022

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