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To masturbate
see Putting on an orange coat
Making fun of the fat girl
Zach makes fun of the fat girl then apologizes to her multiple times a day.
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a mass email sent out of real or imagined guilt... often occurs after a drunken party, or in response to rumours.
also been known to be sent as a result of teenage angst, apologizing for something no one even thinks exists.
usually of good intent but overkill and confusing...
often includes "exceptions" to the apology and should be sent to that person as well. just so they know you still hate them
apology to everyone is then sent to a huge number of people on email list who may or may not know what the apology is for
hey you guys...
i'm soo sorry about what happened last weekend. i'm an idiot.
please forgive me. i love you all
(except you brandy- you're a sloot)
again... i'm sooooooooo sorry. i miss you guys
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An extremly feminine apology given under extreme testicular distress. Also known as the high octive nut squeeze.
Chinese man: "why you call me liar Fled?"
This is Freds high ball apology:
Fred: "no {SIRRRR}, i did not call you a liar" squeezing ball sacs causing voice to go up about 10 octives.
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I was just in a bad mood. My feelings got hurt because I gained lots of weight and the jail time might have been a little dramatic.
I’m trying to make a comeback..
Ok I apologize. I really need some friends to help get me out of this situation
Where you express regret for an act occurring, but don't actually apologise for it.
Named for the former Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, who said, in response to a comment he made on consecutive interest rate raises, that he said that he was 'sorry that it happened, but didn't make any mention of an apology.'
Person A: You'd better apologise to Charlie, man.
Person B: Nah, I'm not sorry. I'll just give him a John Howard apology.
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Judgment in a lawsuit in excess of $100,000
The person that got hurt last week is looking for a six-figure apology
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Crack for little children. you know you can delete that video?
A : Have you seen Logan Paul apology video?
B : Yeah it fucking sucks.
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