aqua-fresh

During rear-entry intercourse, the receptive partner defecates on the retracting penis of the superior partner, spreading feces like toothpaste on a toothbrush. The teeth can then be brushed if desired.

We hit it doggie, then she gave me the aqua-fresh.

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Aqua-Dots

Before becoming the ever-so-loved children toy, "Pixos", this little drug looking fun device which only needed water to form a t-rex out of many little beads, was slipped into un-suspecting college drinks causing a rise in date-rape college incidents.

Man: Dude, I heard Mandy got raped last night. They said she got knocked out by some Aqua-Dots.

Man 2: Dude, that sucks. Effed up by a childs toy.

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Aqua Blow

When recieving or giving head while body is emerged into h2o or water

"Aqua Blow is the only kind of blow"

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Aqua Badger

An Aqua Badger is born when someone takes a shit in water they are swimming in. Only in the outdoors though. swimming pools dont count. This practice is commonly used when beach or bush camping and there are no amenities.

Dont go for a swim for at least 5 minutes, dont want to bump into an Aqua badger

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aqua oral

giving or receiving oral sex while in or under water. The giver must have their head fully submerged under water.

"Dude, i was getting some aqua oral from this chick last night, and she almost drowned"

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Aqua Spluge

A man who ejaculates in a pool. Mainly during sex with a girl but he can be by himself.

"Man You actually banged her last night?"
"Yea we were in your pool?"
"Aww come on Aqua Spluge my family swims in there"
"Not any more"

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aqua lung

To hold in a hit of marijuana for a long time.

Dudes got aqua lung over here.

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