Don't you have something to mop up?

A phrase from the show "Lost" said by the ruthless mercenary Martin Keamy. It is most often used on the iMDB message board for "Lost" in response to a nonsensical thread or just to voice a certain type of annoyance against the OP.

Original Poster: LOST SUCKS FOR REALZZ MAN! DEY KILL OFF AL DE BLACK PEOLE FUCKIN RACIST SHOW YO!

Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?

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Do you have a flag in your room?

Meaning that you’re white and you have an American flag also implying that you’re a hillbilly <3

Person1: “Do you have a flag in your room?”

Person2: “No I don’t, what does that mean?”

Person3: “Dude, she’s implying the fact that you’re white.”

Looks like you have reached the end.

Appears on google images when you reach the end of the page, this can be easy or hard depending of what you are watching
This was also used on memes a while ago, not anymore

Guy 1: Alright let me search for unnnjnjnjnbyvtvtv on images
*1 photo appears*
Guy 1: Looks like you have reached the end..
Guy 1: oh sh-

I Like you, Have a Cupcake -Copypasta-

A copypasta I made from the trending audio! Use it however you like.

I👁like💪🏻you🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁
I👁like💪🏻y o u🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁
EHH😰😰EUUGHH😓😓😓AAEEEGGHH😰😰HUUEEYUGJHH😨
I👁like💪🏻you🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁

I like you, have a cupcake -copypasta-

"Do you have a license for that lawn mower?"

A phrase used by a homo sexual or gay man to ask another man if they are gay and would like to get it on with them.

The other man will either respond with, "Yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.

"Do you have a license for that lawn mower?"

No!

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You have so much to live for!

when you wanna sound like an angel and a super-nice person to get praise when in reality you don't care about the depressed person at all

depressed person: "i just wanna die"

attention-seeker: "but you have so much to live for!"

depressed person: "aw thank you"

everyone else: "attention-seeker's so kind and right, you don't deserve to die!"

attention-seeker: "alrighty now that i've gotten my fair share of attention, it's time to move on to the next suicidal person!"

-I do understand that there are people that truly mean it, however, so thank you to those who do-

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But Sir, what big balls you have!

What Little Red Riding Hood said when she went to visit someone like Sean Lawless or Joey from "Jenny 'n' Joey".

Rather than her being startled and confused at seeing da disguised Wolf occupying her gramma's bed, I imagine dat our favorite crimson-headwear-clad fairytale-character would have been totally delighted when she said, "But Sir, what big balls you have!", since it would have meant dat she would have good times not only fondling said jumbo heavy testicles, but also feeling the extra-large load of warm thick sperm that said oversize genitals could probably produce shooting either into her mouth or up inside of her.