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When you use an axe/old spice deodorant spray instead of showering in the morning.
I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.
A strong urge to orally pleasure someone's armpit.
Dude had a serious armpit crush on her.
It's like a regular armpit but down under. (Cock or pussy)
Girl 1: armpit check!
(Girls sniff armpits)
Girl 2: Australian armpit check!
(Girls lift one leg high and bend over taking a sniff)
When your arpits are so crusty they have a cheesy texture
"Hey man, u got sum cheesy armpits"
When you snooze your Alarm over and over and over again.
you fall into an AL-armPit
Boss:"Why were you late this morning?"
Employee:"Sorry I fell into an AL-armPit"
An underarm sweat stain that is visible on your clothes when you raise your arms in the air
Woah, are you hot? Look at those armpit angels on you
Idk if u realize but Bakersfield is in the valley. The wind pushes all the pollution to us and traps it in the valley, so it's basically most of California's pollution because the winds can bring it all the way from San Francisco.
You guys are the stupid armpit of California.
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