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a total poser who sings so horrible that they have to blame everyone other than themselves for their talentless drone of a human being self. Please, close all doors, lock all windows, and stay as far away from the presence of her as you can. Dont turn the television or radio on. Shes all over it. Oh, and isn't it ironic how she said she never lip-synced but then she made excuses for doing it, then once again said she didnt? Hm....
"Like, OMG! It was my daddys fault i lip-synced. No, it was the drummer! No it was my acid reflux! NO! It was the ice cream man!"
Hah. I also heard that Ashlee is going to label her new cd "It was YOUR fault"
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The biggest poser in the world!!!! She is even more of a wannabe punk than Avril Lavigne, which is just really sad. She also cant sing and her voice is done with a machine and the only reason why she is famous is because of her sister and all those stupid trendy 12 year olds like her.
"Ashlee Simpson is the worst singer ever and the worlds biggest poser!!" -me
"I know, no one likes her lol" -my friend
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-Hideous boot-face "singer"
-Got into the business by using her sister, Jessica Simpson
-Got famous for being a dumbass...aka everyone loves to watch her crash and burn!
-hey man, did you see boot-face get booed off the stage last night?
-ah no, i missed it, but i did see people chucking rocks at her two nights ago...good times!
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Jessica Simpsons little sister. Is hated by legions of people because she got caught lip-syncing on SNL. Was then booed at the Orange bowl. Had and Mtv show that roped in millions of pre-teens and alowed her CD to go platinum. In her music video she hires "cool" people with mohawks and piercings to runaway froom the police to see her secret underground concert. She's hilarious. I hope she never stops singing.
Ashlee Simpson. Its funny. Really.
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Noun, adjective, verb: An exclamation used in all conversations by those in the know. Derived from the life of an ice skater commonly found on a journey to the past, it expresses joy, pain and bemusement.
Did you see who rolled their ankie at Finnegans the other night?
Was it ASHLEE KING?
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A super hot blonde chick with green eyes. usually around 5'2 sometimes grows to be 5'4. Super sweet caring woman but also has a little latina blood in her which makes her fiesty. Most likely has a nice ass. If you ever meet a Ashlee Fernandez don't let her go. She'll be the best you ever had!
Damn look at that Ashlee Fernandez.
Shit ball suck b*tch ......PUNK dream on go back to mommy .....Dumbshityness must run in the family!
Ashlee...Ho-Down and LipSync on National Broadcast.
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