ate the cake

1. To reduce to ruin; devastate. 2. To injure (a thing) irretrievably. 3. The downfall, decay, or destruction of anything important.

"We could have won the game in overtime when Percival had the breakaway on the open net, but he totally ate the cake, and we lost."
"I knew I ate the cake when I got caught making out with the boss's daughter in his jacuzzi."
"Margaret knew she ate the cake when she realized that the neighbour's dog she was looking after ate her retainer."

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Ate ass

To have fallen down, preferably in a tragic-yet-hilarious manner.

Yo, I just ate ass outside of a Starbucks and sprained my ankle.

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ate up

the run-down feeling after doing drugs.

Man, after we rolled last night, I was ate up the next two days.

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ate-rape

To catch a female off guard and perform oral sex on her.

#1 -- "Tasha, Damon ate-raped me last nite -- I woke up at 3 o'clock in there morning and he was down there going for it!"

#2 -- Dena knew that today's ate-raping performed by Steve was
excellent because he got her as soon as she walked thru the door and without hesitation.

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Ate the chips

To make a significant error.

A saying derived from poor decision making. I.e choosing to eat the chips on a meal first and thus being too full to eat the main and most delicious part of the meal.

Similar phrases: Screwed the pooch. Fucked up.

Oh man, you really ate the chips on that one.

Ate the earth

Another term for when someone faceplants into the ground.

"Dang, that guy ate the earth."

ate a ticket

getting busted by pigs

Thanks for coming out to the cornhole tournament. It was a blast!! Unfortunately the cops were not intrigued by my bag hucking skills and so I ate a ticket. Venmo is @huckbags and the digits are 42069